How This Tiny Rubber Baby Took Over My World

He gets a little judgmental about “girly drinks”.

“This thing is ruining my life.” That was the first text I sent after discovering that tiny rubber baby. Seriously, though,… look at it. It’s as profound as it is creepy, and I can’t escape it.

On top of everything else, he’s a pool shark.

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