Love in a Time of Carbohydrates

I mean,… how is that not “love”?
Loves it! …well, in theory, at least.
Who we WISH we were.
Secretly got her “eat” on before the big “cleanse”
The unsolvable closet catastrophe
This is us, but NOT the same day. She’s smiley here. I was probably more smiley on the way to the store.
She’s not interested in a morning pastry
Still hot, right?
It stopped being so amusing after the first day

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