Waiting on My Amazon Delivery is Ruining My Life

One of the many (all) delivery men not currently delivering my package
We’re getting closer. That does appear to be AN Amazon package… although not mine.
You know what would fit perfectly in there? A bike.
They have an entire jet?! WHERE’S MY BIKE?!

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