Waiting on My Amazon Delivery is Ruining My Life

One of the many (all) delivery men not currently delivering my package

Amazon is killing me this morning. I don’t know what time UPS starts delivering, but it has technically been “Tuesday” here for nine hours now. That seems like plenty of time to deliver a bicycle. I’m normally a pretty patient guy, but this is just not the week.

I also desperately need exercise to keep from slipping further into morbid obesity and suffering from massive arterial…

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Freelance Writer/Blogger/Editor, veteran, Top Rated on Upwork, former Medium Top Writer in Humor, Feminism, Culture, Sports, NFL, etc.

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