Pistachios and Parachutes: Surviving A Mid-April Blizzard Gets Surreal

he weather forecast for the second full day of the blizzard can best be summed up with one word: BOHICA! The wind and snow have been otherworldly for the past 40+ hours, and it’s starting to make things weird.

Note: “BOHICA!” stands for “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!”, and is a phrase with which I became intimately familiar during my time in…