The Octopus Plan for World Domination

There’s no way this turns out well.
Behold the future!
It knows we’re talking about it
This is the stuff that nightmares are made of.
Aww, how cute! Where you going with those coconut shells, buddy?
Wait, what?! Is he fortifying his defenses?!
This one is practicing tactical assault!
Annnnd… now they’re considering armor options.
Nowhere is safe.
He even has an air of superiority.
“You’ve ummm… got a little some-… riiiight on yourrrr… oh, that’s deadly poison? I’m so embarrassed.”
“Nice tag, bro!”
We’re going to need a bigger boat.

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