The Octopus Plan for World Domination

There’s no way this turns out well.

It’s time to stop acting like it is not going to happen. The fat lady has sung; the jury is back in; and it’s all over but the crying.

Octopi are going to take over the world; it’s just a matter of time.

The eight suckered bendy arms should have been enough to flag the danger. If we’re honest with ourselves, we kind of lord our opposable thumbs over the animal kingdom…

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